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a meme duck
a meme duck

so a couple of guy's with guns came into my house. they tied me up and beat me because they wanted to know my credit card number. they shot my dog and my sister. they threatened to kill me. this lasted 2 hours. it wasn't scary because i have never sailed in a hurricane at night before.

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Crusader 4
Crusader 4

im white n got curly hair im oFfEnDed

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Weeb Nacho Dip
Weeb Nacho Dip

DONT TALK ABOUT A HARD JOB IF YOU NEVER BEEN A CREW MEMBER im like have you heard of slaves

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Vanellope 1107
Vanellope 1107

2:19 Me: *A white person with actual curly hair* Me: What the fu-

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Red panda Lexie
Red panda Lexie

My boyfriend has curly hair and he's a white hick from Wisconsin lol

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15098D
15098D

r/NoTrueScotsman

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Poopsmear 1357
Poopsmear 1357

4:51 if i am correct, that is 0.223 on the micrometer

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dead pool
dead pool

9:22 i like how his pfp is big smoke

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JakoborRazor
JakoborRazor

1:15 this post makes me want to be violent.

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AIO inc.
AIO inc.

7:10 first one is unholy, second one the patent says fried potato sticks, and the third one the patent says fried potato slices Get it right, eurofags

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kitten uwu
kitten uwu

I’m a proud floorian thank you very much 😤

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Soapy BuBbLeS
Soapy BuBbLeS

“Aren’t those the same thing?” Is the same as “which left”

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Jessica Baumgarte
Jessica Baumgarte

The reason they put blood on there door was because if you didn't you and your family would get the plague.😅😅

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Stefan Mar
Stefan Mar

Will start clicking the like buttom when i don't see fortnite

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Fishy Fisch
Fishy Fisch

6:21 Which left?

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Daniel Lucero
Daniel Lucero

YES YES YES YES YES Oh my God

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CozierElf0
CozierElf0

but..... my girlfriend has natural curls........ she's also white...... she also fucking hates them lol

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Bobthedj
Bobthedj

They all chips

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Honeyplum
Honeyplum

8:18 The meme isn’t wrong tbh-

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Skie the folf
Skie the folf

UwU UwU I have the perfect profile Now my own OwO OwO

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Im Trash
Im Trash

Not trying to be smart ass but around 5:30 , they put lamb blood around their door to stop demons from eating them

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Ikacoya
Ikacoya

Ocean farmer

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kjmonkers
kjmonkers

7:16 i live in australia where i come from there all chips

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Jax the Ripper
Jax the Ripper

I'm just gonna refer to all fat people as Brandon from now on

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Technomonkey
Technomonkey

"Millennial Anti-theft device" Only a Millennial in denial would buy that...

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Twitchyboi
Twitchyboi

At 7:25, when they are arguing about what they are called, I was just thinking " the first one is chips. The second one is chips. The third one is also chips. They're all chips"

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Pastel W a i f u
Pastel W a i f u

Tumblr is just retards being retards Twitter is pretty accurate tho lmao

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*Lowerkid*
*Lowerkid*

Is it weird that I can read that thing at 4:51?

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not a good time
not a good time

no

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Morgan Pollard
Morgan Pollard

2:05 Thank goodness my family hates the idea of Halloween.

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its gracie
its gracie

it was the angel of death that god sent to punish the egyptians so they put lamb’s blood on the door frames to mark the israelites homes

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Birdie Breeze
Birdie Breeze

*Ive been tricked into joining the U.S.!*

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OmegaNave
OmegaNave

“gaymzee” I’ve found a fellow Homestuck

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Lord Cuck
Lord Cuck

i have extremely curly hair and im white, i reported that user.

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Vicroy Productions
Vicroy Productions

Oh yeah because someone who lives a minute away from a job that starts at 9 is a USELESS MEMBER OF SOCIETY

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Weirdo
Weirdo

They're all chips!

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tylerJPG
tylerJPG

All these tumblr “trans activists” are the reason trump hates us

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Angela Faris
Angela Faris

Chips are what we know as chips. Fries are the thick ones. And crisps are the thin ones because they’re thin and get crispy

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Well actually yeah that's about right
Well actually yeah that's about right

As a white person with naturally curly hair I claim the title of mythological beast

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Gabi !
Gabi !

"weal women awen't viowent, uwu, *UWU* *U W U ! !* "

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taiwags
taiwags

"gaymzee": best homestuck username ever

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Duskwolf 14
Duskwolf 14

I do what I want :3

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Un compte Youtube
Un compte Youtube

Aksel, you're in the EU right... Witch country ??? ( I know that's the wrong witch but I don't know how to spell the right one, I'm french )

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Savannah Cortes
Savannah Cortes

"Are you growing a human?" ... Does it count if you're a growing human?

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Lowanna Goanna
Lowanna Goanna

Did you know hot chips fries crisps everything that is like a chip in Australia is literally called I fucking chip it so confusing 😥😥😥😥😥😥

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Turhtls
Turhtls

being a LGBTQ member be like "*totally emotional non-fact based opinion with no facts or science to prove viewpoint and when proved wrong just bitch and moan about how everyone is racist or a white supremacist or sexist, then bitch about how they offended you and hurt your feelings*"

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Gabygaber
Gabygaber

Which left

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-Hopeless situation Warrior-
-Hopeless situation Warrior-

1:19 why i fucking hate these people

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sad boy stone
sad boy stone

quackity dont buy a 200 dollar keyboard just get a new bungalow

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SamuraiBurgerDog
SamuraiBurgerDog

If it's using the metric system it's called a micrometer screw. Now where's my 15 an hour?!

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Wolf GamerDK
Wolf GamerDK

IT WHOS GOD The Killer!

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Cream Whiz
Cream Whiz

my bff is white she has natural curly hair.

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Puri
Puri

I just moved to flordia. Oof.

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Joseph Greene
Joseph Greene

I didn't appropriate curly hair. It just grew there

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ya5u.mid
ya5u.mid

ha i found a cheat. ill shove a super small pumpkin up my asshole. l o s e r

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Boy Genius: A Jimmy Neutron Movie official
Boy Genius: A Jimmy Neutron Movie official

Because Scottish and Irish people don't exist, we whities just made those groups up one day so we could steal curly hair from the black Kangz and Kweenz. God these "people" are fucking pathetic, and by "people" I mean negroes.

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Tide pods and Bleach
Tide pods and Bleach

Don’t talk about hurricanes unless you are one

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Copper the Dog
Copper the Dog

I'm white and I was born with curly hair... cause I'm jewish

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uraganas viesulas
uraganas viesulas

5:25 ur totally right actually

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Cold Blood Demon Bálor
Cold Blood Demon Bálor

2:23 I'm a German White Male Age 16 and i have Curly Brown Hair

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Elizabeth A Thies
Elizabeth A Thies

real women are not violent? then B you've never seen a woman on her period

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Erin Vinson
Erin Vinson

8:16 not from Rick & Morty. It's from Family Guy. Come on, guys! You got this!

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harley Vjj
harley Vjj

as a florida local whos town got smacked during hurricane michael. u NEVER want to go thru a hurricane at night. fucking terrifying dude. the sounds is insane. sounds like a train whistle is going off inside your fucking eardrums.

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Help
Help

They are all chips

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smolly
smolly

the first is steak fries, the second are skinny fries, the third are chips

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Fronk Doo
Fronk Doo

quackity is so fucking annoying

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The Hamburgalar
The Hamburgalar

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The Hamburgalar
The Hamburgalar

is this loss?

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nate
nate

3:10 "That is so unture"

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5H1R0NA
5H1R0NA

help i nailed myself so hard to the point i can't feel my legs

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Autumn Yates
Autumn Yates

I think they are getting POC hair mixed up with curly 🤨 they arent exactly the same thing

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You're the worst, Burr.
You're the worst, Burr.

1:38 True Scotsman fallacy. 2:38 appeal to authority fallacy (science) 4:13 moving goalposts fallacy (making the objective unreachable)

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boredbenny
boredbenny

all are chips kek

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Blackmore
Blackmore

Do not talk about cold if you've never been to Chicago in December

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Mumbling Blazer
Mumbling Blazer

The first one is chips The second one is chips The third one is chips Welcome to Australia boi

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J McFrenchie
J McFrenchie

I want to be a cruise crew member though, like I would be a jazz player and I would have the best time. Like I went on a cruise and I really liked some of the members who not only did their jobs but also did some fun stuff with us, the cleaner made towel people and played cards with us, the waiters sang for us to say goodbye.. it just seems so nice since you would meet so many nice(and not so nice) people

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HeyImDuncan
HeyImDuncan

tumblr makes me not want to live anymore

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Stormy- Biscuit
Stormy- Biscuit

And then while the human starts growing up by themselves they tell them to shut the hell up

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Stormy- Biscuit
Stormy- Biscuit

I naturally have curly hair and I'm awhore person

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gogos1073
gogos1073

1:12 ha i am british all cars are manual

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Lost Cause
Lost Cause

2:18 is wrong, I am a white girl with Beach-wave brown hair and blue eyes... WHAT ASSHOLE WOULD SAY THAT I WAS BORN THIS WAYYYYYY XD

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BlueyBlue Not you!
BlueyBlue Not you!

Quackity sounds 5

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Miraculous chloebug /Spaceunircorn
Miraculous chloebug /Spaceunircorn

It was god going to kill the first birds EDIT: *borns

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Justin Why?
Justin Why?

7:20 Australia; hot chips, maccas chips, chips chips.

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luckydee xnasdee
luckydee xnasdee

ocean farmers ftw

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Destroyer of Sins
Destroyer of Sins

As a white fragile little boy with natural curly hair, I’m offended.

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The Net is Dead Like I Am Inside
The Net is Dead Like I Am Inside

4:52 If you want to personally spite any idiot who posts "if you can't read *insert specific measurement device here* you don't deserve 15-dollars-an-hour", it's really easy to look up a list of measurement devices (helps if you know what it's supposed to measure, in this case it's for ultra precise measurements) and then look up how to use the measurement device once you got the name (in this case, "how to use a micrometer"). Assuming you do the research correctly, you can be a dick and point out that their metric for who deserves 15-dollars-an-hour technically includes anyone with good research skills.

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Snuggle Rex
Snuggle Rex

"aren't heterosexual and cisgender the same thing?" *scrolls down the comment section faster than I ever have to see the bullshit that's definitely going on*

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Jack Duno
Jack Duno

The "15 an hour" _contraption_ was a micrometer

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Kevin leentvaar
Kevin leentvaar

5:05 its 2.73 Yay i deserve 15 an hour

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Freddy Perron
Freddy Perron

5:33 i don't know if somebody explained this already but the Jewish where the ones drawing goats in blood on their doors so the Angel of death would not kill their first borns while the egyptians did not believe Moses so their first borns all died

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MechaKieran1
MechaKieran1

Quackity sounds like King

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pokemon freak
pokemon freak

5:33 god was killing first borns if the house didnt have sheep blood on the door frame

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Elaina Dorsey
Elaina Dorsey

"SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT" lmao I laughed way harder than I should have

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Elaina Dorsey
Elaina Dorsey

It's Passover bro....Passover

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kyley madison
kyley madison

my depression has been revoked they found out i’m a Caucasian cisgender heterosexual teenage girl

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Isaiha INVD
Isaiha INVD

I almost choked on my food listening to this oh my god XD

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bloody Scarlet-Uchiha
bloody Scarlet-Uchiha

My life is scrolling pornhub comments for memes and shit

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gmazurek
gmazurek

2:21 . . . Okay then. Just. Okay then.

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SNO STORMZ
SNO STORMZ

Reddit is fucked

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